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Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? ( Working in Tesco's a few years back, there was a particularly 'special' trolley boy named Sean.
He was 34 and had been working as trolley boy for about 6 years.
She was a couple of years older than the boys and, I guarantee you, not a comely wench by any means.
Having been asleep for awhile, Dusty was awakened by the unmistakeable sensation of someone fondling his dick, sat bolt upright in bed about to defend his honour when he realised it was Jamesie's big sister.
The bold lass proceeded to climb up onto the bed and in the course of time relieved young Dusty of his virginity.
This being done, she headed back off to her own room. Jamesie and Dusty eating coco pops in the kitchen, Jamesie is eyeing a mute Dusty with a knowing look.
( OK, When I was 19 I broke my leg rather badly in an accident with a motorbike and as a result I had to spend almost 6 months in hospital in traction.
It was a long hot summer and the nurses uniforms often caught the light in such a way that they became translucent and the sight of inner thigh and the occasional glimpse of stocking top often greeted my eye and drove my mind to thoughts of lust.
During the preceeding evening they had entertained themselves by playing 'kiss, cuddle or torture' (or 'kiss chase' if you prefer) the main object of pursuit being Jamesie's older sister.
This went on for about 30 seconds, her laughing as she tried to shed light on my supposed theft, me terrified I'd flash my mum and she'd find out I was flogging the horse to a music video.
Eventually, she noticed the sweat dripping down my forehead and my teenage grip won out against her maternal tugging.
Sitting in the staff canteen, one of the older guys who worked on Wines and Spirits was telling Sean & myself about his army days, specifically the story of how one solider had been caught fucking an orange filled with toothpaste. With perhaps the best unintentional comic timing I have ever witnessed, my manager walked in as Sean walked out and said "Some daft cunts jammed an orange in the toilet...". One day when I was a nipper I was going through my most furious fist and the furious stage (a billion times a day or something).
The story went that the soldier said the orange/toothpaste was the closest thing to a vagina they could get in the barracks and pretty soon all the troops had minty fresh cocks and pips under their foreskin (Urban myth? I went back to the canteen at the end of the (same) day for my last break and there was the same guy telling the same story, I sat and had a cigarette when Sean lumbered through just at the part "it feels just like a vagina..." to which he proudly shouted "Ha! And that is the closest I have ever come to soiling myself. Well anyway I had a thing for Jet from Gladiators (the shame)and had recorded the previous nights episode on my massive video.